Human Butt

from by STATS (Brooklyn)



Star forward
Falls to the ground
Animated .GIF to be

Left tackle
A bone-crunching sound
Record of the injury

Stunt pilot
Pull that back so we can see

Feeding a desk life blob form sit rot

So vile
Borders on obscene
Incapacitated life

One man's doom
Lottery of fate
Amplifies your fear of heights

Respect paid
Suddenly it's not alright

Feeding a desk life blob form sit rot

Commentator asks
What was it for?
Record of the injury

The father always tried to pass it on to his son
And if it didn't take, oh well, he wasn't the one
Another boy who was groomed and ushered onto the field
They can see from the stands it's over; he'll never heal

Sit back, have a beer, put your feet up
How you been? Seen the clip? It's egregious
Hear the snap, glimpse the bone, see the crowd gasp
Just a game, it's a fluke, part of combat


from Mercy, released August 8, 2015



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STATS (Brooklyn) Brooklyn, New York

Formed in 2002 under the name Stay Fucked, STATS are an aggressive, stylistically omnivorous rock trio based in Brooklyn. STATS released their debut LP, 'Mercy,' in August 2015 via New Atlantis Records.

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